Have you ever caught a whiff of an elven fart? We suggest you don't find out what the toot smells like, because it may be a lot worse than it sounds. Instead, keep Elf isolated in an enclosed space like a huge transparent glass jar with a "do not open" sign. After all, he's not likely to be as grossed out by his own odors as we might be. Tell your child not to worry — Elf doesn't have to be on his own for too long... just until he settles down, that is.
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